Looks like they’re ready to get their drink on to me. When I came across a lovely girl on Facebook (who I will be posting shortly on my Facebook Site) I just had to continue further into her life. I realized that she is part of a wonderful sorority that hangs out in the cold Catskill mountains and really knows how to party. And to make it better she posted over 100 pictures on Webshots. They may not be the prettiest bunch (but of course there are some hotties), they may not be the smartest (no college girl is smart yet as it pertains to life), but they can probably suck a mean wee wee and are thankful for all of the wonderful times that involved vomiting the morning after.

I’m sure these are lovely girls but a picture like this? Come on now. What are we to think? Are we to really respect these females? Here’s the thing. Whether or not this is a real picture or a staged picture, either way this picture signals many things to me. What’s one thing that comes to mind? “Hey all! We’re the Alpha Phi’s of Albany! We know how to party better than anyone! We’re so best friends! We’re also all going to let guys take our clothes off, eat lots of pizza late night, give very sloppy blow jobs, be annoying when it comes to sex and say things like “I’m so drunk, I can’t I don’t even know you well” and then exploit all of it in our little pledge skits during hell week!” Or something like that.

She’s a little bigger and she’s got a nice line of asscrack sweat running up and down those shorts but I like it…I like it a lot. I also like whatever that pink stuff is that rubbed off on her pseudo nice pants shorts. By the way my featured model is the second girl from the left. Her name is Jill and she’ll be posted on Monday at one of my other sites. I’m a big fan.

Not the hottest of the bunch but definitely a fun group of ladies.

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I have a very strong suspicion that this is going to be a running feature on this site. Given the fact that I have a nice little connection into the world we call Facebook, and that this world is running rampant with little ladies flaunting themselves in a drunken state, why not share these particular escapades with the internet community at large? Like this first picture for example. Just a bunch of Jersey Girls yucking it up at some club. If you’re lucky and you know these girls you might catch them on this profile.

Here are a couple of ladies from Atlanta, GA having what appears to be a pretty sloppy time. It’s a shame I had to post this embarrassing display and even more of a shame that the girl on the left who is really hot by the way would publicize herself like this and give me the opportunity to expose this kind of behavior. I will say this though. That’s a great tongue.

In all honesty this picture has absolutely nothing to do with these girls. They’re average and nothing special. Yes they have beer bottles and yes there’s more debauchery on this profile but here are two reasons I chose this picture: guy in the background and the gayness that is the right side of this picture. Guy in the background is awesome. Guy on the right in the blue is clearly gay. Ok fine, the girl on the left can probably blow with the best of them.

I’m not sure what else you can ask for in a picture. Here are the critical elements in a successful drunken picture. The guy in the background who’s just happy to be there and it’s funny seeing him, check. The girl who is blatantly showing her tongue and leading you on that she’s way drunker than she is, check. And the girl with great tits staring right into the camera. Thank you to Melissa for supplying this one.

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Have a nice holiday. We’ll be back tomorrow.

A. It’s always nice to start off with a girl who you can tell is ridiculously good looking (despite wearing a tube top which is total bullshit, her boobs look terrible) B. I’m liking the plastic tubing on this here funnel (I’m from the Northeast and call it “funneling” not beer bonging) as it’s kind of thick. C. I personally think the guy in the background might be no more than 12 years old D. The girl holding the funnel is a better funneler than the girl doing the funneling.

You know what that is? That’s effort man. If you’ve got lemons than make some damned lemonade right? Two girls sitting around thinking “I just want to get hammered and I’m really pissed we left the beer bong at the Sig Ep house. You know those guys are using it right now on their pledges. Wait, I have an idea! See that Mountain Dew bottle? Cut it in half and do me. Do me now.” I love the concentration of the pourer.

And who do you guys think will be the winner? In my eyes they are both winners. It’s very rare I’ll ever say that about a female but two champs that can take their own funnels like this? You just gotta love that. That guy is doing two things right there. One, he’s trying to restrain his hand from grabbing that girls tit. Two, he’s thinking about baseball so he doesn’t get a boner and embarrass himself. I think the girl on the left may win but the girl on the right is much hotter.

A night out with these two girls would be an absolute joke. It would definitely be a one time thing. It would scare the living hell out me, excite the living hell out of me, produce too many orgasms out of me and clearly having me saying the quintessential line about pledging: Best time of my life but I’d never do it again. Thanks to Drunkintheclub for the photos.

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