A. It’s always nice to start off with a girl who you can tell is ridiculously good looking (despite wearing a tube top which is total bullshit, her boobs look terrible) B. I’m liking the plastic tubing on this here funnel (I’m from the Northeast and call it “funneling” not beer bonging) as it’s kind of thick. C. I personally think the guy in the background might be no more than 12 years old D. The girl holding the funnel is a better funneler than the girl doing the funneling.

You know what that is? That’s effort man. If you’ve got lemons than make some damned lemonade right? Two girls sitting around thinking “I just want to get hammered and I’m really pissed we left the beer bong at the Sig Ep house. You know those guys are using it right now on their pledges. Wait, I have an idea! See that Mountain Dew bottle? Cut it in half and do me. Do me now.” I love the concentration of the pourer.

And who do you guys think will be the winner? In my eyes they are both winners. It’s very rare I’ll ever say that about a female but two champs that can take their own funnels like this? You just gotta love that. That guy is doing two things right there. One, he’s trying to restrain his hand from grabbing that girls tit. Two, he’s thinking about baseball so he doesn’t get a boner and embarrass himself. I think the girl on the left may win but the girl on the right is much hotter.

A night out with these two girls would be an absolute joke. It would definitely be a one time thing. It would scare the living hell out me, excite the living hell out of me, produce too many orgasms out of me and clearly having me saying the quintessential line about pledging: Best time of my life but I’d never do it again. Thanks to Drunkintheclub for the photos.

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