They may have majors in business administration but it’s pretty evident that only business they’re in in these pictures is getting smashed.

Not that there’s anything wrong with getting completely drunk every day. It’s a privilege of youth.

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Once again Facebook has truly come to the rescue in aiding me on my quest to spew out drunk girl after drunk girl. The reason I love getting material on there is that for the most part it’s genuine. I mean I love posting hot girls and I do my best but if I can trade off a little bit of hotness for a whole lot of “I can’t wait to completely derail this girl in my post” material then it’s a no brainer. Case in point with this here picture. Don’t get me wrong though. I’ll still have my Drunk University and whatever else “professional hot girls looking drunk but are really just posing” sites type of posts on here.

This has one of those “Caption Contest” type of feels to it. I mean there are about 5000 things you could put directly under this picture. I’m not going to do that, rather I’m trying to figure out what that thing actually is. It kind of looks like a really long loaf of rye bread. Is it some sort of sausage? Why is all that vapor forming? Is it just her breathing? What is that dude on the left thinking? I’m open to all suggestions here.

This picture isn’t particularly special, I admit it. Just a typical drunk girl passed out shot. However the reason I love it is because of the caption contained in Facebook. The guy that submitted this picture wrote something like “fellas, this is her every single weekend, it’s not hard to hook up with her.” Now that’s music to my ears.

Any questions? If I had to take a guess I’d bet a million bucks that this girl has absolutely no clue that this picture exists nor any knowledge of this picture actually being taken. I’m very curious as to what happened after this picture. I hope that these guys didn’t take advantage of her. Even I have my breaking point and that would be flat out wrong. The picture is pretty funny though.

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You should check out the one where it looks like the girl has her period. Not that funny but a lot of shock value.

Looks like they’re ready to get their drink on to me. When I came across a lovely girl on Facebook (who I will be posting shortly on my Facebook Site) I just had to continue further into her life. I realized that she is part of a wonderful sorority that hangs out in the cold Catskill mountains and really knows how to party. And to make it better she posted over 100 pictures on Webshots. They may not be the prettiest bunch (but of course there are some hotties), they may not be the smartest (no college girl is smart yet as it pertains to life), but they can probably suck a mean wee wee and are thankful for all of the wonderful times that involved vomiting the morning after.

I’m sure these are lovely girls but a picture like this? Come on now. What are we to think? Are we to really respect these females? Here’s the thing. Whether or not this is a real picture or a staged picture, either way this picture signals many things to me. What’s one thing that comes to mind? “Hey all! We’re the Alpha Phi’s of Albany! We know how to party better than anyone! We’re so best friends! We’re also all going to let guys take our clothes off, eat lots of pizza late night, give very sloppy blow jobs, be annoying when it comes to sex and say things like “I’m so drunk, I can’t I don’t even know you well” and then exploit all of it in our little pledge skits during hell week!” Or something like that.

She’s a little bigger and she’s got a nice line of asscrack sweat running up and down those shorts but I like it…I like it a lot. I also like whatever that pink stuff is that rubbed off on her pseudo nice pants shorts. By the way my featured model is the second girl from the left. Her name is Jill and she’ll be posted on Monday at one of my other sites. I’m a big fan.

Not the hottest of the bunch but definitely a fun group of ladies.

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I have a very strong suspicion that this is going to be a running feature on this site. Given the fact that I have a nice little connection into the world we call Facebook, and that this world is running rampant with little ladies flaunting themselves in a drunken state, why not share these particular escapades with the internet community at large? Like this first picture for example. Just a bunch of Jersey Girls yucking it up at some club. If you’re lucky and you know these girls you might catch them on this profile.

Here are a couple of ladies from Atlanta, GA having what appears to be a pretty sloppy time. It’s a shame I had to post this embarrassing display and even more of a shame that the girl on the left who is really hot by the way would publicize herself like this and give me the opportunity to expose this kind of behavior. I will say this though. That’s a great tongue.

In all honesty this picture has absolutely nothing to do with these girls. They’re average and nothing special. Yes they have beer bottles and yes there’s more debauchery on this profile but here are two reasons I chose this picture: guy in the background and the gayness that is the right side of this picture. Guy in the background is awesome. Guy on the right in the blue is clearly gay. Ok fine, the girl on the left can probably blow with the best of them.

I’m not sure what else you can ask for in a picture. Here are the critical elements in a successful drunken picture. The guy in the background who’s just happy to be there and it’s funny seeing him, check. The girl who is blatantly showing her tongue and leading you on that she’s way drunker than she is, check. And the girl with great tits staring right into the camera. Thank you to Melissa for supplying this one.

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