They may have majors in business administration but it’s pretty evident that only business they’re in in these pictures is getting smashed.

Not that there’s anything wrong with getting completely drunk every day. It’s a privilege of youth.

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Once again Facebook has truly come to the rescue in aiding me on my quest to spew out drunk girl after drunk girl. The reason I love getting material on there is that for the most part it’s genuine. I mean I love posting hot girls and I do my best but if I can trade off a little bit of hotness for a whole lot of “I can’t wait to completely derail this girl in my post” material then it’s a no brainer. Case in point with this here picture. Don’t get me wrong though. I’ll still have my Drunk University and whatever else “professional hot girls looking drunk but are really just posing” sites type of posts on here.

This has one of those “Caption Contest” type of feels to it. I mean there are about 5000 things you could put directly under this picture. I’m not going to do that, rather I’m trying to figure out what that thing actually is. It kind of looks like a really long loaf of rye bread. Is it some sort of sausage? Why is all that vapor forming? Is it just her breathing? What is that dude on the left thinking? I’m open to all suggestions here.

This picture isn’t particularly special, I admit it. Just a typical drunk girl passed out shot. However the reason I love it is because of the caption contained in Facebook. The guy that submitted this picture wrote something like “fellas, this is her every single weekend, it’s not hard to hook up with her.” Now that’s music to my ears.

Any questions? If I had to take a guess I’d bet a million bucks that this girl has absolutely no clue that this picture exists nor any knowledge of this picture actually being taken. I’m very curious as to what happened after this picture. I hope that these guys didn’t take advantage of her. Even I have my breaking point and that would be flat out wrong. The picture is pretty funny though.

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You should check out the one where it looks like the girl has her period. Not that funny but a lot of shock value.

Do you guys even realize how much of a pain in the ass it is to sift through thousands of pictures from the likes of Flickr and Photbucket or any other of these photo sharing behemoths? It’s a damned task and I hope you twinks are thankful for my efforts. The best thing about Photobucket in particular is that most of the photos, at least in the drunk girls section, seem to be genuine. So what does that mean exactly? It means some girl took the time to search around her photos to find a picture that would make her look exploited, dumb, slutty, whorish and then upload it to a site where complete strangers could then copy that picture, expose it on their site and make comments about it. America, what a country.

Awesome, simply awesome. I mean can you really ever get tired of pictures like this? I honestly don’t think it’s possible. They need some sort of drunken videos site. Mmm. Could this be my next project? Home grown amateur drunk videos by submission. Incredible. I’m sure there’s plenty of stuff like this out there but I’d clearly make the best site. There’s no doubt in my mind.

I love that the girl in the middle has to be fat or at least flabby. And you know what? I’ll bet you a million dollars she gives the best head of the three of them. I’m just saying. Don’t get me wrong, the other two look pretty sexy but whatever man. This is a drunk girls site. Sure I need some hotties but I’ll take an evening that’s great for that evening and one that I clearly forget because of the blackout. Have a nice weekend perverts.

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Once again Arealcad has managed to astound me. This Flickr pro is an absolute wizard at taking pictures of some of these girls at their brightest and most special moments. Lets take these two for example. Girl on the right? Classic hair covering face shot which signifies a couple of things. One, she MUST have done anal in her life. Two? She must have done anal in her life. As for the girl on the left? I’m convinced she’s a little bottom heavy otherwise she wouldn’t be wearing loose pants. I’m also in denial because in reality she has a sick body and I’m jealous I don’t get to squeeze her virgin.

You know a girl has gigantic cans when one of them is being fondled and the left one manages to take a life of its own. Seriously that breast could easily start a colony somewhere and provide milk for the entire village for at least the first year of that colony’s existence. I just saw “I am Legend” and can’t help but to think about new civilizations. What better a start then big boobs and fun blonds with multiple earrings and fake showing off lesbian tendencies.

I’m up in the air on this one. I feel like this female is either 20 or 40. If she’s 20 then whatever. If she’s 40? Well then we’re talking here. Holding a semi wine/shot glass and getting ready for what I hope to be a MILF hunter scene? Amazing boob job. So special.

Yeah, she’s pretty. No. Not pretty at all. I’ll tell you though…she would truly make my Mardi Gras. Imagine being in New Orleans, you’re not getting any ass, it’s about 5Am and bang, this chick appears. Life has suddenly taken on new meaning hasn’t it?

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Looks like they’re ready to get their drink on to me. When I came across a lovely girl on Facebook (who I will be posting shortly on my Facebook Site) I just had to continue further into her life. I realized that she is part of a wonderful sorority that hangs out in the cold Catskill mountains and really knows how to party. And to make it better she posted over 100 pictures on Webshots. They may not be the prettiest bunch (but of course there are some hotties), they may not be the smartest (no college girl is smart yet as it pertains to life), but they can probably suck a mean wee wee and are thankful for all of the wonderful times that involved vomiting the morning after.

I’m sure these are lovely girls but a picture like this? Come on now. What are we to think? Are we to really respect these females? Here’s the thing. Whether or not this is a real picture or a staged picture, either way this picture signals many things to me. What’s one thing that comes to mind? “Hey all! We’re the Alpha Phi’s of Albany! We know how to party better than anyone! We’re so best friends! We’re also all going to let guys take our clothes off, eat lots of pizza late night, give very sloppy blow jobs, be annoying when it comes to sex and say things like “I’m so drunk, I can’t I don’t even know you well” and then exploit all of it in our little pledge skits during hell week!” Or something like that.

She’s a little bigger and she’s got a nice line of asscrack sweat running up and down those shorts but I like it…I like it a lot. I also like whatever that pink stuff is that rubbed off on her pseudo nice pants shorts. By the way my featured model is the second girl from the left. Her name is Jill and she’ll be posted on Monday at one of my other sites. I’m a big fan.

Not the hottest of the bunch but definitely a fun group of ladies.

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I have a very strong suspicion that this is going to be a running feature on this site. Given the fact that I have a nice little connection into the world we call Facebook, and that this world is running rampant with little ladies flaunting themselves in a drunken state, why not share these particular escapades with the internet community at large? Like this first picture for example. Just a bunch of Jersey Girls yucking it up at some club. If you’re lucky and you know these girls you might catch them on this profile.

Here are a couple of ladies from Atlanta, GA having what appears to be a pretty sloppy time. It’s a shame I had to post this embarrassing display and even more of a shame that the girl on the left who is really hot by the way would publicize herself like this and give me the opportunity to expose this kind of behavior. I will say this though. That’s a great tongue.

In all honesty this picture has absolutely nothing to do with these girls. They’re average and nothing special. Yes they have beer bottles and yes there’s more debauchery on this profile but here are two reasons I chose this picture: guy in the background and the gayness that is the right side of this picture. Guy in the background is awesome. Guy on the right in the blue is clearly gay. Ok fine, the girl on the left can probably blow with the best of them.

I’m not sure what else you can ask for in a picture. Here are the critical elements in a successful drunken picture. The guy in the background who’s just happy to be there and it’s funny seeing him, check. The girl who is blatantly showing her tongue and leading you on that she’s way drunker than she is, check. And the girl with great tits staring right into the camera. Thank you to Melissa for supplying this one.

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Have a nice holiday. We’ll be back tomorrow.

A. It’s always nice to start off with a girl who you can tell is ridiculously good looking (despite wearing a tube top which is total bullshit, her boobs look terrible) B. I’m liking the plastic tubing on this here funnel (I’m from the Northeast and call it “funneling” not beer bonging) as it’s kind of thick. C. I personally think the guy in the background might be no more than 12 years old D. The girl holding the funnel is a better funneler than the girl doing the funneling.

You know what that is? That’s effort man. If you’ve got lemons than make some damned lemonade right? Two girls sitting around thinking “I just want to get hammered and I’m really pissed we left the beer bong at the Sig Ep house. You know those guys are using it right now on their pledges. Wait, I have an idea! See that Mountain Dew bottle? Cut it in half and do me. Do me now.” I love the concentration of the pourer.

And who do you guys think will be the winner? In my eyes they are both winners. It’s very rare I’ll ever say that about a female but two champs that can take their own funnels like this? You just gotta love that. That guy is doing two things right there. One, he’s trying to restrain his hand from grabbing that girls tit. Two, he’s thinking about baseball so he doesn’t get a boner and embarrass himself. I think the girl on the left may win but the girl on the right is much hotter.

A night out with these two girls would be an absolute joke. It would definitely be a one time thing. It would scare the living hell out me, excite the living hell out of me, produce too many orgasms out of me and clearly having me saying the quintessential line about pledging: Best time of my life but I’d never do it again. Thanks to Drunkintheclub for the photos.

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And here are the (as you can see from their sign) wonderful Gammas of Villanova. Well at least they were wonderful back in 2005, which is when these pictures were taken. I doubt they look so wonderful right now. Let’s just hope that some of them still do. This sorority is what I consider to be a blended sorority. Typical party sorority where the girls seem to be very close, drink a ton but overall aren’t that hot. However, there are clearly 5 or 6 girls that easily could have been in other hotter sororities but opted to join the one that would create the longest lasting friendships!

Middle girl? Leader and token hot girl of the group. Other girls? I think I’m 100% accurate in saying that the girl on the right will be a bonafide cougar in her elder years. She’s the type that you’ll see at a Yankees game in a Yankees hat with two of her other single, in their late 30’s friends. They’ll be drinking and making a scene. I’d laugh but still accept blow jobs from all three when offered.

Yes. I like this. I like that neither are incredibly hot but that both are the perfect candidates for the “drunk hookup and complete revealing of all details story the day after it all happened.” Girl on the right is the one who posted all of these pictures in a wonderful album on Webshots.

So much fun. So much fucking fun. Could you even imagine having an actual relationship with one of these Gamma’s? Actually I can. In college this would have been perfect. I would definitely just try and move from one to the next. Then, the girls would find out I’d been banging all of them. They’d get pissed but in actuality it’s nothing a little alcohol and sweet talking couldn’t handle. College was amazing and I’ll never be back there. Holy shit I’m a total fucking hump now. So be it.

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In case you guys don’t know who Arealcad is, he’s one of the finest picture uploaders of this generation. The stuff this guy either finds or pictures he takes is simply amazing. I don’t know where he finds these ladies and I don’t know why they are willing to be publicized on flickr. I guess it really just doesn’t matter now does it? I think this first shot is a nice primer from what to expect out of this site. A lot of debauchery, a lot of commentary and just a tad of breasts.

Did I say just a tad of breasts? Anyone feel like having a milkshake? I certainly feel like going to New Orleans again, that’s for sure. Man do I miss college. To think and know that this stuff actually exists? Where else in the world will a girl literally blow you because she wants beads that have dice on them? You can pay 50 cents at any Mardi Gras store in New Orleans for diced beads. Apparently though, on that day, if the time is right and the drinks are being served the ladies go nuts. I don’t get it but I know I like it. I did get kicked in the balls by a horse and that kind of sucked. My one shitty memory of Mardi Gras.

Man I’m gonna have fun with this site. I swear to God I’m speechless on this picture. Absolutely speechless. Who would you rather have? Havoc or Chaos? Either way you are so unbelievably screwed. These girls truly are nothing but trouble. Havoc looks a little “meaner” in the sack whereas Chaos looks a little too nice. Though I can’t imagine showing cleavage and writing the word “Chaos” in ink on your skin really relates to the word “nice” in any way.

I’ve shown this picture before. I’m showing this picture now. I’ll be showing this picture again.

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